7 Jokes About Cataract Surgery

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Updated on: Jan 08 2025

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My friend asked me if cataract surgery hurts. I said, 'No, but it's a sight to behold!
I asked the doctor if cataract surgery would improve my golf game. He said, 'You'll definitely have a clearer swing!
I used to be a baker, but I had to quit after cataract surgery. I couldn't make enough dough with blurry vision!
After cataract surgery, my vision is so good that I can see into the future. I predict a lot more dad jokes!
My cat said it's considering cataract surgery. I told it to keep its eye on the prize!
I asked my cat if she wanted cataract surgery. She said, 'No, I like things a little blurry – adds mystery!
I told my friend I had cataract surgery. He said, 'Eye didn't see that coming!

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