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The Cataract Patient
Dealing with the fear of the unknown
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They handed me some eye drops after the surgery and said, "Use these as prescribed." I thought, "Sure, doc, I'll add them to my collection of things I never use, like my gym membership and salad dressing.
The Comedian's Take on Cataract Surgery
Turning a medical procedure into a comedy goldmine
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I tried making a cataract pun, but people just didn't see it coming. It was a real eye-opener, but apparently not for my audience.
The Cataract Surgeon
Balancing professionalism with humor during surgery
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One day, a patient asked me, "Is this surgery going to hurt?" I replied, "Well, not if you promise not to tell your eye that I'm about to break up with its cataract. It's a sensitive situation, you know?
The Anxious Family Member
Navigating the fine line between being supportive and cracking inappropriate jokes
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I overheard the nurse telling my sister, "After the surgery, make sure he rests and avoids bright lights." I leaned in and whispered, "So, basically, he's turning into a vampire, right?
The Cataract-Induced Philosopher
Finding deep meaning in the removal of a cloudy lens
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My cataract surgery made me ponder the meaning of life. I realized that clarity is a luxury, just like Wi-Fi in the middle of nowhere. Now I see both, and both are equally life-changing.
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