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Why did the cat refuse to have cataract surgery? It was feline fine without it!
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I thought about making a cataract pun, but I didn't want to be too cornea!
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Why do cataract surgeons make great musicians? They know how to 'harmonize' your vision!
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Why do cataract surgeons make great comedians? They have a knack for 'cataract-ing' just at the right time!
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Why did the cataract patient become a detective? He wanted to solve the case of the missing vision!
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Why did the cataract surgeon always carry a flashlight? For those lightbulb moments in the eye!
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Cataract surgery is like getting a VIP pass to the world in HD. Suddenly, I can see my mistakes in high definition, and let me tell you, life in 4K is not as forgiving as standard definition.
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I recently had cataract surgery, and now my eyes are so sharp, I can spot a bad haircut from across the street. It's like having built-in Yelp for barbershops.
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They told me cataract surgery would bring new perspectives. Little did I know, it also brought the stark reality of how much dust I've been ignoring at home. My place went from cozy to CSI crime scene real quick.
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They say cataract surgery is a life-changing experience. Well, now I can confirm that the biggest change is in my ability to judge people's facial expressions accurately. Turns out, a lot of people were smiling politely at my fuzzy face all these years.
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Cataract surgery is like having your own personal magic show. One minute, everything's blurry, and the next, the magician – or in this case, the surgeon – says, 'Ta-da! Clear vision!' I was half expecting them to pull a rabbit out of my eye.
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I had cataract surgery, and now I feel like I'm in an action movie. The surgeon handed me sunglasses and said, 'You'll need these for the glare.' I thought, 'Finally, my life has a soundtrack.'
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Cataract surgery is proof that life gives you upgrades when you least expect them. It's like going from the basic cable of eyesight to the premium package – now I can see all the drama in high definition!
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Cataract surgery made me realize I'd been living in a soft-focus romantic comedy for years. Now, with crystal-clear vision, it turns out my life is more of a gritty documentary. I miss the rom-com days.
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After cataract surgery, I discovered my true superpower – I can now read the fine print on contracts. Watch out, lawyers, I've got laser eyes for those hidden clauses!
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