6 Jokes About Cataract Surgery

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Updated on: Jan 08 2025

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What did the cataract patient say about the new glasses? They're 'eye'-mazing!
What's a cataract surgeon's favorite dance move? The eye-roll!
Why did the cat become a cataract surgeon? It wanted to specialize in purr-fect vision!
What's a cataract surgeon's favorite movie genre? Action – they love a good 'eye-opening' plot!
Why did the cataract patient bring a ladder to the surgery? To reach new heights in vision!
My grandfather had cataract surgery. Now he claims he has a 'clearer outlook' on life!

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