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You know, I’ve been told to “be square” quite a lot. Which is strange because I’ve never understood the animosity towards shapes. I mean, what did shapes ever do to anyone, right? But apparently, being square is a thing, and it’s not a cool thing, apparently. But let me tell you, being square has its perks. People say, "Hey, don't be square." But you know what? Squares are sturdy. They're stable. They don’t roll away like those darn circles. I mean, if you put a circle on a hill, it's going for a ride. But a square? It's like, "I'm good, I'll stay right here, thank you."
And let's talk about fitting in. People often say, "Oh, you don't want to be square, you won't fit in." But have you seen how perfectly a square fits into things? Boxes, rooms, frames – squares just slide right in. I bet circles envy that kind of compatibility. They’re just like, "Ah man, why can't we fit so seamlessly like those squares?"
But I get it. Being square might not be cool in the traditional sense. But you know what's not cool? Trying so hard to be something you’re not. So, here’s to all the squares out there - stay strong, stay stable, and keep fitting perfectly into life.
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You know, being square has given me a new perspective on life. I call it "square wisdom." It’s like this secret knowledge that only squares possess. People think squares are all straight lines and right angles, but there’s depth to us! We’ve mastered the art of balance. We know when to play it safe and when to take a calculated risk. We're like the Zen masters of geometry.
You ever notice how squares make everything complete? Think about puzzles. You need that square piece to finish it all. That’s us – the missing piece that completes the picture.
So, the next time someone tells you not to be square, take it as a compliment. Because being square means you’re solid, you’re complete, and you’re the missing piece that holds it all together. Square and proud!
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I’ve embraced being square. In fact, I've embraced it so much that I've become a spokesperson for squares everywhere. I feel like I should have a slogan, like “Proud to be Square” or “Embrace the Corners!” You know what's hilarious? When people try to insult you by calling you square, but they don’t even realize that squares are the unsung heroes of geometry. Without squares, you wouldn't have boxes. You wouldn't have the base for so many cool things, like tables, buildings, and board games!
And let's talk fashion. They say, "Oh, that outfit's too square." But let me tell you, squares are fashionable! Plaid, checkered patterns – they’re all about squares! Even our screens are square, and we stare at those for hours.
I’ve accepted it. I am square, hear me... well, not roar, that’s not very square-like. But hear me comfortably fit into all situations!
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Being square often gets a bad rap, especially in social situations. You walk into a party, and someone's like, "Hey, don’t be square, loosen up!" And I'm like, "Sure, let me just transform into a rhombus real quick." But let me tell you about square situations. Ever been in a group where everyone’s trying so hard to be different, to stand out? It’s like a contest for who can be the least square. And in the midst of it, you have that one person, confidently square in their interests, their style, just owning it. That person is the glue holding the chaos together, let’s be honest.
And dating? Oh boy. You hear it all the time – "I need someone edgy, someone exciting, not someone square." But squares can be pretty cool, you know? They’re stable, they’re reliable. You’re not gonna wake up one day and find a square’s decided to become a circle just to shake things up.
So maybe being square isn’t about being boring. Maybe it’s about being genuine, reliable, and standing your ground amidst all the crazy shapes out there.
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