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Why did the square start a podcast? It had so many interesting angles to share!
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I asked my friend if he likes his coffee like he likes his squares. He said, 'I prefer it well-rounded.
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Why did the square go to therapy? It had too many issues with its corners!
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What did one square say to the other in the parking lot? 'I'll meet you at the corner!
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What did the square say to the circle at the party? 'You're going around in circles; I'm just here being straightforward!
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My friend said I should be more like a square. I asked, 'Why? Am I too edgy for you?
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Did you hear about the rebellious square? It refused to be a conformist and went off on a tangent!
Living on the Edge of Squareness
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I tried to be square once, but I quickly realized I'm more of an obtuse triangle trying to fit into a world full of right angles. I'm like the rebel without a cause in Geometry-land. I live life on the edge... of squareness.
Squarely Surviving
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I've been trying to be square, but life keeps throwing curveballs at me. It's like I'm playing a game of geometric dodgeball, and I'm the only one armed with right angles. But hey, at least I'm square and surviving in this round world.
The Quest to Be Square
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You know, I recently took up this quest to be square. I thought, maybe it's a new fitness trend or something. Turns out, it's just what my geometry teacher always wanted from me. I guess doing jumping jacks in the shape of a rhombus wasn't cutting it.
The Squarest of Them All
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I embraced the be square lifestyle so much that I started introducing myself as The Squarest of Them All. It didn't go well at parties. People thought I was a walking math problem rather than the life of the party. Turns out, circles have more fun.
Square by Day, Circle by Night
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I tried to be square, but it turns out I'm more of a shape-shifter. By day, I'm all square and serious, but by night, I transform into a circle, rolling away from my responsibilities. It's the superhero origin story nobody asked for.
Squarely Confused
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I got a fortune cookie that said, To find happiness, be square. Now I'm just sitting here, staring at this fortune, wondering if I need to become a mathematician or if the cookie was just messing with me. I've never been so squarely confused in my life.
The Square Dance Rebellion
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I decided to join a square dance class, thinking it was the ultimate way to be square. Little did I know, it's less about geometry and more about awkwardly twirling around with strangers. I guess my right angles are no match for dance floor chaos.
The Square Dilemma
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So, someone told me to be square, and I thought, Great, I'll just stand in the corner and avoid all social interactions. Turns out, that's not what they meant. Now I'm just a socially awkward square in the middle of the room. Thanks for the advice.
Square Envy
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I asked my friend for advice on how to be square, and they said, Just be yourself. So now I'm wondering if they're calling me a square or if they're just trying to make me comfortable with my lack of geometric coolness. Either way, I'm feeling some serious square envy.
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