5 Jokes For Be Square

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 02 2024

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The Lost Square

Trying to fit in a round world
I went to a yoga class, and the instructor said, "Find your center." I was like, "I'm a square, lady, my center is right here in the middle of all four sides!

The Square in Love

Struggling with romance and relationships
My girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "You're too one-dimensional." I tried to argue, but she said I was just going around in circles.

The Square Philosopher

Philosophizing on the nature of shapes
I asked the wise old rectangle for advice, and he said, "In the grand mosaic of existence, be the unique tile that stands out." I replied, "But I'm a square!" He just chuckled and said, "Exactly.

The Rebellious Square

Struggling with conformity
Being square is tough. I asked a circle for advice, and it just went around in circles. Thanks, really helpful.

The Square at Work

Dealing with office politics
I suggested a "square deal" in a meeting, and everyone looked at me like I just spoke in alien language. I guess they prefer dealing in shady rectangles.

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