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I got a friend who insists on living by the motto "be square." Last week, he tried to pay for his coffee with a perfectly cut piece of cardboard. The barista was not impressed. Turns out, they prefer coins or, you know, actual money.
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I tried adopting the "be square" philosophy at work, but my boss wasn't impressed when I showed up with a desk shaped like a Rubik's Cube. Apparently, productivity doesn't improve when your office furniture doubles as a brain teaser.
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I asked my grandma for life advice, and she said, "Darling, always be square." So here I am, trying to fit into a world that's constantly evolving while she's reminiscing about the good old days when rotary phones were cutting-edge technology.
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You ever notice how "be square" is like the uncool cousin of "think outside the box"? It's like they're having a family reunion, and "be square" is stuck in the corner wearing socks with sandals while everyone else is rocking the latest trends.
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My GPS is so old-fashioned; it keeps telling me to "be square" at every intersection. I'm just waiting for it to start recommending top hats and monocles as the preferred accessories for a stylish commute.
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Be square" they said, but have you ever tried sitting in a perfectly square chair? It's like trying to find comfort in a geometry lesson. I felt like I was auditioning for the role of the human Tetris piece. Spoiler alert: I didn't get the part.
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You ever notice how when someone tells you to "be square," they're either giving outdated fashion advice or trying to turn you into a human board game piece? I tried being square once, but I couldn't fit through any doors. Turns out, society prefers rectangles.
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The other day, someone told me to "be square" in the middle of a dance floor. So there I am, attempting the world's most awkward square dance. People were dodging my moves like they were in a game of hopscotch. I guess I missed the memo on the new dance craze.
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My mom always told me to "be square," but every time I tried to fold my pizza slices into perfect squares, I ended up with a cheesy origami disaster. Now I just embrace the triangular chaos and call it modern art.
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