7 Jokes For Bastille

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Updated on: Aug 25 2024

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Why did the French chef get arrested in the kitchen? He couldn't make a decent quiche without his Bastille of ingredients!
What's a guard's favorite dance in the Bastille? The castle shuffle!
What's a prisoner's favorite snack in the Bastille? Jailhouse rock candy!
What do you call a party in the Bastille? A captive audience!
Why did the Bastille go to therapy? It had too many walls and couldn't open up!
What's a prison's favorite book? The Count of Monte Cristo – it's a real page-turner in the Bastille!
What's a prisoner's favorite board game? Monopoly – because in the Bastille, someone's always trying to take your property!

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