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Why don't they play hide and seek in the Bastille? Because good luck hiding in a fortress made of stone!
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How do you throw a surprise party in the Bastille? Just show up – everyone will be shocked!
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How did the prisoner communicate with his friends outside the Bastille? Through the grapevine!
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What did one prisoner say to another on Bastille Day? 'I'm doing time, but at least it's in style!
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What did one French prison say to the other? Let's not be Bastille-y towards each other!
Bastille Buffet
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I went to a French restaurant, and they had this special menu for Bastille Day. It was a storm the buffet event. I grabbed my plate, stormed the salad bar, and overthrew the dessert table. Turns out, overthrowing a buffet is a lot less historic and a lot messier than overthrowing a fortress.
Bastille Barista
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I tried ordering a coffee at a French café, and the barista asked if I wanted it Bastille-style. I didn't know what that meant until they handed me a tiny cup and said, That's all you get – no refills. Talk about a revolution against my morning caffeine fix!
Bastille Bash
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You ever notice how the word Bastille sounds like a fancy French party? I tried throwing a Bastille Bash at my place, but everyone just stared at me like I was serving stale baguettes. Turns out, historical revolutions don't make for great party themes. Who knew?
Bastille: The Original Escape Room
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I tried visiting the Bastille once – turns out, they turned it into a museum. I felt like I was in the world's creepiest escape room. The guide even told me, You have 60 years to escape... oh, wait, you can't. It's a museum now.
Bastille Baguettes
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I tried making a Bastille-themed dish at home, but it didn't go as planned. I thought I was being clever with my Bastille Baguettes – turns out, people don't appreciate the historical significance of bread shaped like a fortress. Back to the drawing board, or should I say, the baking board?
Bastille Ballet
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I suggested they make a musical about the storming of the Bastille – picture this: Les Misérables meets Dancing with the Stars. I can already see the judges holding up scores for the most dramatic guillotine move. It's a historical tango of revolution!
Bastille Breakup
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Relationships are tough. I tried explaining the storming of the Bastille to my ex as a metaphor for breaking free from the chains of commitment. She didn't buy it and stormed out faster than the French stormed that fortress. Maybe next time I'll stick to Hallmark cards.
Bastille: The Ultimate DIY Project
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You know you're committed to a project when you decide to storm a fortress. I can't even commit to assembling IKEA furniture without a few choice words and a couple of missing screws. The French were out there dismantling walls like it was LEGO, and I'm over here struggling with step one of the instruction manual.
Bastille Day: The Original Block Party
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Bastille Day is like France's version of a block party, but instead of a neighborhood potluck, they brought guillotines. Talk about a cutting-edge celebration!
Bastille, the OG Prison Break
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I was reading about the storming of the Bastille, and I thought, Man, those guys were the original prison breakers! Forget about Michael Scofield and his elaborate plans; the French just grabbed some muskets and said, Let's wing it! I wonder if they had a theme song. Maybe something like, I Will Survive.
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