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You ever notice how the weekend feels like a mini-bastille for your workweek? Finally, you get to escape the confines of your office, only to be imprisoned by the demands of your social calendar. "Sorry, Saturday, I can't make it; I'm serving time at a brunch bastille.
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You ever feel like your email inbox is your own personal bastille? Just a digital dungeon where messages are held captive, and you're desperately trying to stage an escape, but your boss keeps sending reinforcements.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night is locking yourself in your bedroom, creating a pillow bastille to keep the responsibilities out.
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I was shopping for furniture the other day, and I found this chair that felt like a miniature bastille. It was so uncomfortable; I felt like I was serving a sentence for bad interior decorating choices.
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I was watching a historical documentary, and they were talking about the storming of the Bastille during the French Revolution. I couldn't help but think, "Wow, they really took 'breaking the ice' to a whole new level.
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Do you ever get that feeling when you're stuck in traffic, and you start daydreaming about a secret escape route? Like, if I had a helicopter, I could just lift off and avoid this asphalt bastille.
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I saw a sign for a new gym the other day that said, "Break Free from Your Fitness Bastille." I walked in, and all they had were medieval torture devices disguised as workout equipment. I've never been so sore in my life.
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I tried cooking a fancy French dish the other day, and the recipe called for something called "bouillabaisse." I thought, "Is this a stew or the secret password to enter the culinary bastille?
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I was in the city the other day, and I saw this old building that looked like a bastille. I thought, "Wow, they really went all out on the medieval theme for this Starbucks.
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