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The Introvert at Bastille Day
Dealing with the crowd and noise
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I tried to escape the noise by finding a quiet corner. Suddenly, a mime appeared, thinking I wanted to join his act. Now, I'm stuck in an imaginary box, contemplating the life choices that led me here.
The DIY Enthusiast at Bastille Day
Trying to improve the celebration with homemade inventions
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I tried to create a virtual reality tour of the French Revolution. People put on the headset and promptly bumped into each other. It turns out, VR and crowded street festivals don't mix well.
The Historian at Bastille Day
Trying to make historical events sound exciting
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He was so passionate, saying, "The storming of the Bastille changed the course of history!" Yeah, well, I stormed the fridge last night, and that changed my course to leftovers. History is relative.
The Confused Tourist at Bastille Day
Trying to understand French traditions
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They had a mime at the festival, and I thought it was a living statue. I stood there, waiting for it to move, until a kid walked up and started poking it. I've never felt so betrayed by street art.
The Foodie at Bastille Day
Trying to find gourmet food at a street festival
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I tried to impress my friends by ordering in French. I went up to a cheese vendor and said, "Fromage, s'il vous plaît!" He hands me a baguette. I guess I accidentally ordered the French Starter Kit.
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