5 Banquets Jokes

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Updated on: Dec 22 2024

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Why did the soup break up with the sandwich at the banquet? It felt like it was getting too soupy!
What did the fork say to the spoon at the banquet? 'Stop spooning around and let's get to the point!
I brought a ladder to the banquet. Why? Because I heard the food was on another level!
What did the grape say when it got squished at the banquet? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
I spilled my drink at the banquet. They asked if I needed a mop, but I said, 'No, I need a straw!

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