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Ever notice that at banquets, there's always that one person who is determined to take home as much food as possible? It's like they're preparing for an apocalypse of epicurean proportions.
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Banquets are the only place where you can witness the delicate art of trying to cut a tough piece of steak with a butter knife. It's like participating in a culinary version of "Mission: Impossible.
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Have you noticed that at banquets, they always dim the lights during the main course? I guess they want to create an atmosphere where you can't see what you're eating, just in case it's secretly an alien delicacy.
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You know you're at a fancy banquet when they bring out a dish, and you have to Google the ingredients just to figure out if it's an appetizer or an exotic petting zoo for your taste buds.
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Banquets are like adult proms, but instead of dancing, we're expected to gracefully navigate the minefield of small talk. "Oh, you're into competitive knitting? Fascinating!
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I attended a banquet where they had a live band playing in the background. Nothing says elegance like trying to engage in small talk over the soothing sounds of a saxophone rendition of "Careless Whisper.
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I was at a banquet the other day, and they had those tiny forks and spoons that make you feel like a giant trying to eat a meal for ants. I swear, I need a magnifying glass to locate my food on that plate.
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Banquets are the only place where you'll find people practicing their fork-and-knife percussion skills on their plates, turning dinner into an impromptu symphony of clinks and clatters.
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I love how at banquets, they try to make the desserts look like edible sculptures. I'm torn between admiring the craftsmanship and wondering if I should Instagram it or eat it.
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