8 Banquets Jokes

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Updated on: Dec 22 2024

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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the banquet? It ran out of juice!
Why did the fork and knife break up at the banquet? There was just too much cutting between them!
Why did the tomato turn red at the banquet? It saw the salad dressing!
What did the napkin say to the table at the banquet? 'You complete me!
What do you call a banquet that serves only desserts? A sweet affair!
I was going to tell a time travel joke at the banquet, but you didn't like it.
What's a banquet's favorite dance? The salsa – it's always bringing the flavor!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the banquet? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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