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The Speech Dodger
When you're desperately avoiding being chosen to give an impromptu speech at a banquet.
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The only exercise I get at banquets is the sprint to the bathroom when they start looking for volunteers to say a few words. I've mastered the art of disappearing faster than a magician's assistant.
The Awkward Seating Arrangement
When you're stuck between the family drama and the office gossip at a banquet.
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When you see your ex at a banquet, and the only option is to smile and nod, pretending your heart isn't doing stand-up comedy on the inside.
The Dancer Trapped at a Banquet
When you're a dance enthusiast stuck in a room where the only moves are awkward shuffles.
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You know you're at a lame banquet when the DJ plays the electric slide, and everyone pretends they don't remember the steps.
The Overzealous Toastmaster
When the person giving the toasts thinks they're auditioning for an Oscar.
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There's always that one person who thinks they're the Shakespeare of toasts. They start with a sonnet and end with a mic drop. Dude, we're just here for the free cake.
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