7 Jokes For Assume

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Updated on: Aug 02 2024

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Don't assume I'm a magician, but every time I enter a room, everyone disappears. Coincidence? I think not!
I assumed my computer had a sense of humor, but all it does is processor jokes!
I assumed my computer could do math, but it can't even handle its own 'problems' – must be using Windows!
I tried to assume less, but assumptions and I are like two peas in a pod – inseparable!
I assumed I could be a gardener, but I can't make my plants 'bloom' with confidence!
Never assume that I'm unsure. Wait, is that an assumption?
I used to assume I was bad at math, but now I realize I'm just not my 'add'-vantageous self!

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