5 Jokes For Assume

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Updated on: Aug 02 2024

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Why did the bicycle assume it could stand on its own? It was two-tired of relying on others!
I used to assume I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Don't assume I'm a procrastinator; I just prefer the thrill of last-minute decision-making!
If you assume nothing is impossible, have you ever tried nailing jelly to a wall? It's a wobbly challenge!
I assumed I could be a stand-up comedian, but my chair had other plans.

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