7+ Best One Liners Jokes For assaulted

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My alarm clock assaulted me this morning. It wanted to have a wake-up call!

I felt assaulted by a cloud. It was always raining on my parade!

I felt assaulted by a mirror. It always reflects my flaws!

I used to be a baker, but I felt assaulted by the dough – it was a tough knead!

I felt assaulted by my computer. It couldn't handle my emotional baggage!

I felt assaulted by my shoes. They kept tying me down!

I felt assaulted by a book. It threw itself at me – it was a novel experience!

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