6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About alcoholics

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Why did the whiskey go to therapy? It had too many issues on the rocks.

I tried to be a wine connoisseur, but I just kept getting the wrong pour-spective.

What's an alcoholic's favorite exercise? Running out of booze and having to go to the liquor store!

I used to be a bartender, but I had to quit. I got tired of the bar-room brawls – they were always on tap!

Why don't alcoholics ever win at hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always on the rocks!

My friend thinks he's a smooth talker when he's drunk. I think he's more of a slurrer.

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