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Why did the alcoholic bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the alcoholic apply for a job at the bakery? He heard they kneaded someone with experience in rolling.
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What do you call a group of musical alcoholics? A quartet with a shot of harmony!
Booze Cruise
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You know, they say alcoholics are like sailors on a never-ending booze cruise. They just keep sailing through life, occasionally hitting an iceberg of responsibility, but always managing to stay afloat with a life jacket made of denial.
Mixologist of Emotions
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Alcoholics are like emotional mixologists. They've mastered the art of blending happiness, regret, and a splash of awkwardness into one intoxicating cocktail. It's a skill they develop after years of pouring their hearts out at the bar.
Cheers to Denial
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You know you're dealing with an alcoholic when they start raising their glass and saying, Here's to denial! It's the only toast where everyone clinks glasses and pretends they didn't hear what was just said. Cheers to selective hearing!
Bar Exam
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You know you're hanging out with alcoholics when they start discussing their bar exam, and it has nothing to do with becoming a lawyer. It's more like a pop quiz on identifying different types of whiskey and rating them on a scale of smooth to I don't remember last night.
Hangover Olympics
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Alcoholics are the unsung champions of the Hangover Olympics. They've mastered events like the headache hurdles, the nausea marathon, and the synchronized regret dive. It's the only competition where everyone gets a participation ribbon, and it's usually soaked in Gatorade.
Alcoholics Anonymous... or Not So Anonymous?
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I went to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting once, and I saw three of my neighbors there. It's like, Well, if we're all here, is it really that anonymous anymore? Should we start our own support group for people who accidentally attended the same Anonymous meetings?
Liquid Courage
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Alcoholics are the only people who can turn liquid courage into a superpower. They're like the superheroes of social situations. Need someone to karaoke Bohemian Rhapsody? Call an alcoholic. Want someone to confess their undying love? Alcoholics, assemble!
In Vino Veritas... and Typos
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You've heard the saying, In vino veritas – in wine, there is truth. Well, with alcoholics, it's more like In vino typos. Autocorrect becomes their worst enemy, turning heartfelt messages into a series of nonsensical words that even Shakespeare would struggle to decipher.
Drunk Dial Diplomacy
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Alcoholics are like international diplomats when it comes to drunk dialing. They can navigate the delicate balance between confessing secrets, declaring undying love, and convincing you to order pizza—all in a single conversation. It's like negotiating the terms of a friendship treaty over the phone.
Drunken Jenga
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Alcoholics have a unique talent for playing Jenga. It's the only game where the pieces are replaced with empty shot glasses, and the goal is to not remember how the tower fell. It's like a drunken quest for balance, and the loser is usually the one who forgets where they left their car keys.
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