5 Jokes About Alcoholics

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 24 2024

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The Supportive Friend

Balancing support and enabling behavior
I'm like a motivational poster for my alcoholic friends: 'You can do this!' But with a little fine print, 'Drinking water counts too!'

The Recovering Alcoholic

Navigating temptation and staying strong
I thought quitting drinking would be tough. Turns out, the hardest part is explaining why I’m ordering a virgin mojito for the hundredth time.

The Bartender

Witnessing erratic behavior and being a confidant
I’m the keeper of secrets at the bar. People tell me their deepest thoughts and then ask for a shot of something to forget it all.

The Concerned Neighbor

Balancing privacy and helping out
I'm not saying my neighbor has a drinking problem, but their recycling bin looks like a tribute to happy hours.

The Family Member

Dealing with denial and tough love
Tough love with family: 'We love you, but the intervention is at 8. Don’t be late, the wine's not on us.'

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