6 Jokes About 40

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Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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I asked my boss for a raise because I've been at the company for 40 years. He said, 'I didn't know we'd been open that long!
I told my friend I'm writing a book on procrastination. He said, 'Can you finish it by the time you're 40?
I told my friends I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. Turning 40 is sobering!
Why don't 40s ever argue? They've learned it's better to 'forty-give and forget.
Why do mathematicians love the number 40? It's the only one that's 'four-tunately divisible by both 2 and 5.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you, turning 40.

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