4 Jokes About 40

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Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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You know you're getting old when you start celebrating your 40th birthday. I recently hit that milestone, and let me tell you, it's like someone flipped a switch. Suddenly, I'm not just "30-something" anymore; I'm officially in the "40-and-fabulous" club. But let's be real, there's nothing fabulous about it.
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You know you're in the throes of a midlife crisis when you catch yourself seriously considering buying a convertible. I mean, who am I trying to impress with my windblown hair and the unmistakable scent of desperation? Probably the same people who are impressed by my ability to recite all
So, being in my 40s means I'm not just navigating the waters of adulthood; I'm also swimming in the deep end of the dating pool. Dating in your 40s is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is on fire, and the needle is holding
They say with age comes wisdom, and at 40, I've accumulated enough wisdom to fill a library. But let me tell you, it's not the profound, life-changing kind of wisdom; it's more like the "why did I just spend an hour watching cat videos on the internet" kind of wisdom.

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