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What did the grape say when it got stepped on 40 times? 'Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms after 40? Because they make up everything!
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down, just like turning 40!
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Why did the number 40 go to therapy? It had too many issues with its 'four-titude.
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What's a pirate's favorite number after 39? 'Forty', because it sounds like 'matey'!
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Why did the bicycle fall over at 40 years old? It was 'two-tired' of life's ups and downs!
Life at 40: A Midlife Crisis or a Midlife Upgrade?
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You know you're hitting 40 when your idea of a wild night is upgrading your phone's operating system without checking if it's compatible with your social skills.
Turning 40: Mastering the Art of Pretending to Know Technology
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I'm at that age where I pretend to understand new technology, but in reality, I'm just nodding my head and hoping my smartphone doesn't realize I have no clue what it's talking about.
Flirty at 40: My Love Life vs. My Wi-Fi Connection
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At this age, my love life is like my Wi-Fi connection - unpredictable and occasionally drops out. But hey, if I can find someone who stays connected longer than my internet, I'll consider it a win.
Forty and Fabulous: A Guide to Finding Your Glasses and Car Keys
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They say life begins at 40, but they forgot to mention that it also marks the beginning of a treasure hunt every morning. Where are my glasses? Where are my car keys? If I had a dollar for every time I've asked that, I could probably hire someone to find them for me.
Midlife Wisdom: 40 and Still Googling How to Adult
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Turning 40 doesn't magically make you an adult. I recently googled how to fold a fitted sheet. If that's not a cry for help, I don't know what is.
40 and Thriving: My Social Life vs. My Couch
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At 40, the battle between going out with friends and staying home with my couch has become intense. I've named my couch. It's called Bestie.
The 40-Year-Old Athlete: A Masterclass in Recovery Time
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Remember when we used to bounce back from a night out like it was nothing? Now, at 40, my idea of a sport is calculating how many days it'll take to recover from trying to touch my toes.
The Big 4-0: A Crash Course in Remembering Names
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At 40, remembering names is like playing a game of memory, but you only get one card. Was it Bob, Bill, or Brenda? I've started pretending everyone's name is Steve. It simplifies things.
The 40-Year-Old Dieter's Dilemma
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When you hit 40, losing weight becomes a unique challenge. It's not about burning calories; it's about counting the minutes until you can justify eating that second slice of cake because life's too short.
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