5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes About 40

The love-hate relationship with fitness apps that claim to make you a superhero in 30 days.

The only six-pack I've developed from my fitness app is in the fridge. Turns out, it's easier to achieve a beer belly than a six-pack.

The challenge of resisting the temptation of online shopping, especially during late-night scrolling.

I bought a shirt online, and they said it was "one size fits all." Well, apparently, I'm now an "all" because that shirt fits like a glove on my cat.

The constant battle between smartphones and their owners, especially when it comes to battery life.

My phone is like a teenager - moody, demanding, and constantly needing to be charged. If only grounding it would solve the battery issues.

The struggle of office supplies leading a secret rebellion against their users.

I bought a new pen the other day. It claimed to be "indestructible." Well, it met my toddler. Turns out, it was just "indestructi-barely-able.

The constant battle between wanting to share everything on social media and the fear of oversharing.

My social media strategy is to post just enough to convince people I have a life but not so much that they realize it's mostly Netflix and snacks.

5 Jokes About 40