6 Jokes For Pledge

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Updated on: Jun 23 2025

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I decided to take a pledge to eat healthier. Now I just stare at salads and hope they magically turn into pizza.
I tried to take a pledge to stop buying shoes. Now I just have a closet full of empty shoeboxes—I'm not giving up that easily!
My friend pledged to be more eco-friendly. Now he talks to his plants, hoping they'll photosynthesize faster and save the planet!
I asked my friend to pledge to stop telling bad jokes. He said, 'I promise, cross my heart and hope to laugh!
My friend took a pledge to always be punctual. Now he's a master at 'time management'—he never has time for anything!
I tried to make a joke about pledges, but it didn't stand by its punchline. It took a pledge of silence instead!

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