6+ Best One Liners Jokes For pledge

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I asked my cat to pledge to stop knocking things off the shelf. It gave me a disdainful look and pushed my coffee mug off.

I asked my refrigerator to pledge to keep my food fresh longer. It just gave me a cold shoulder.

I decided to pledge to be more organized. Now my to-do list is neatly stacked on my desk, untouched.

I asked my dog to pledge to stop barking at the neighbors. Now he just silently judges them from the window.

I asked my plant to pledge to grow faster. It replied, 'I photosynthesize at my own pace!

I told my computer it should take the pledge. Now it won't stop saying 'I swear, I didn't see that coming!

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