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The Unconventional Pledger
When your pledges are so out there, people question your sanity.
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I pledged to embrace my inner child, and now my colleagues give me weird looks because I bring a lunchbox with a cartoon character on it to important business meetings. Little do they know, it's filled with gourmet snacks; I'm just ahead of the trend.
The Reluctant Pledger
When you're forced to pledge, but you'd rather not.
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I reluctantly pledged to be more positive, but my attempts to spread joy were misconstrued. Apparently, shouting "Happy Monday!" at my coworkers while handing out lollipops doesn't make me the office motivator; it makes me the weird guy they avoid in the breakroom.
The Serial Pledger
When you pledge to everything, and your life turns into a chaotic mess.
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I pledged to be more punctual, and now I set alarms for everything. The other day, my alarm went off, and I instinctively shouted, "Time to pee!" in the middle of a job interview. Needless to say, I didn't get the job.
The Overachieving Pledger
When your commitment to pledging goes overboard.
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My commitment to fitness got so intense; I started pledging to take the stairs instead of the elevator. Now my daily commute to the office takes an extra hour, but at least I'm on my way to becoming the world's fittest asthmatic.
The Selective Pledger
When you're picky about your pledges.
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I pledged to learn a new language, and now I can confidently order a croissant in French. Unfortunately, that's the extent of my conversational skills. So, if you're looking for deep philosophical discussions, I'm your go-to person for buttery pastries.
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