7 Patients In Hospitals Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 08 2025

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Why did the patient bring a map to the hospital? In case he needed directions to recovery!
Why did the patient bring a suitcase to the hospital? In case he had to check in!
Why did the patient refuse to play cards in the hospital? Because he was afraid of getting a bad deal!
Why did the nurse always carry a red pen? In case she needed to draw blood!
Why don't doctors make good comedians? Because they have too much patience!
Why did the patient bring a pencil to the appointment? In case he needed to draw blood!
Why did the patient take a nap on the hospital bed? Because it was time for his medicine to kick in!

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