7 Patients In Hospitals Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 08 2025

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I asked the doctor if he could give me something for my hearing. He gave me a box of crayons.
I told the doctor I broke my finger. He asked, 'Which one?
I told the doctor I swallowed a bone. He told me to stop choking on it.
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, 'Sure, knock yourself out!
I used to play piano for the patients in the hospital, but I had to stop. Too many flat notes!
I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

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