7 Pandemic Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 16 2025

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I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe – pandemic priorities!
I asked my cat what it thinks of the pandemic. It said, 'Meow-tastrophe!
I told myself I wouldn't binge-watch during the pandemic. Now I'm on a first-name basis with my fridge!
Why did the virus go to therapy? It needed someone to talk to without spreading itself!
Why don't viruses use social media? They already have the perfect platform for going viral!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised – just like the world during a pandemic!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y – just like the end of my patience during the pandemic!

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