5 Pandemic Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 16 2025

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The Masked Crusader

Navigating the social challenges of communicating with half your face covered.
I miss the days when the only thing people used to cover their faces with was a Snapchat filter. Now we've upgraded to N95 filters. I'm just waiting for someone to invent a mask that makes my voice sound like Morgan Freeman. That's the dream.

The Zoom Addict

Living in the virtual world but desperately missing the real one.
I've become so used to virtual applause that I'm now considering hiring someone to clap every time I tell a joke at home. My dog used to be my audience, but he's more of a bark critic than an applause guy.

The Quarantine Chef

Mastering the art of cooking while pretending not to miss takeout.
They say cooking is therapeutic. I must be doing something wrong because every time I try to cook, it feels more like an episode of Kitchen Nightmares. I think Gordon Ramsay would take one look at my kitchen and start crying.

The Homebody

The struggle of transitioning from a full-time couch potato to a socially active human.
I thought I was becoming a social media influencer during the pandemic, you know, mastering all those dance challenges. Turns out, my neighbors just thought I was having a series of small strokes.

The Social Distancer

Balancing the desire for human interaction with the fear of getting too close.
Social distancing has made me appreciate the value of personal space. I used to think "elbow room" was just an expression. Now it's a way of life. If you're not at least six feet away, you're invading my personal bubble.

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