6 Pandemic Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 16 2025

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Why did the Zoom call go to therapy? Too many breakdowns!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug – just like we've been doing during the pandemic!
I asked my computer how to protect against viruses. It told me to install 'laughter' as the best antivirus!
Why did the quarantine break up with the lockdown? It needed some space!
I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode, thanks to the pandemic!
I started a band called 1023MB. We haven't had any gigs yet – just like my social life during the pandemic!

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