7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For one legged

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Why did the one-legged man only apply for a job at the brewery? He wanted to hop to it!

Did you hear about the one-legged marathon runner? He ran a little 'footloose'!

Why did the one-legged man buy a tiny guitar? He wanted to play 'one-foot' rock music!

Why was the one-legged golfer a terrible dancer? He had a bad stance!

What's a one-legged skier's favorite dance move? The 'hop' turn!

What did the one-legged pirate say when he turned 80? Aye, matey!

Why did the one-legged person bring a backpack to the party? To make sure they had a 'leg to stand on'!

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