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You know, I saw a one-legged man hopping down the street the other day. Made me wonder if he ever thinks, "Man, I wish I had a spare tire.
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You know, one-legged people probably have the best Halloween costumes. No need to buy a fake leg; they just take it off and say they're a pirate!
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Ever notice how one-legged people always seem to have the best balance? I mean, they can hop around on one leg better than I can walk on two after a few drinks!
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I saw a one-legged guy at the dance club last night. He was tearing up the dance floor, and I was struggling to keep up with my two left feet. I guess you don't need two legs to have all the right moves!
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I was watching a one-legged man cross the street today, and he was hopping along so effortlessly. Made me realize, some people are just born with a natural knack for hopping.
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I tried to offer my one-legged neighbor a step stool the other day. He just laughed and said, "Why? I've got my own built-in stool!
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You ever see a one-legged person in a game of hopscotch? It's like watching someone ace the game without even trying. They've got a head start!
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I was at the gym, and this one-legged guy was on the treadmill next to me. I was huffing and puffing, and he was just hopping along like it was a walk in the park. Talk about making me feel inadequate!
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I tried to race my one-legged friend the other day. Let's just say, he had a leg up on the competition!
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