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Why did the one-legged man become a gardener? He wanted to put his 'best foot forward'!
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Why did the one-legged man only use a cell phone? He couldn't stand the cord!
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Did you hear about the one-legged comedian? He always kept his audience 'hopping'!
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Why did the one-legged man go to the bakery? He wanted a little bit of sole bread!
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Did you hear about the one-legged yoga instructor? He was always one pose ahead!
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Why did the one-legged clown leave the circus? He couldn't find his 'footing'!
One-Legged Dancer's Challenge
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You ever see a one-legged dancer do the cha-cha? It's less salsa and more... well, just a lot of hip action!
One-Legged Marathon
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They say the one-legged marathon is a challenging event. The winner's motto? I'm ahead of the game, one step at a time!
The Advantage of Being One-Legged
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You know, the one-legged man at the party has a unique advantage. He's always the last one standing!
Stuck in a Single Shoe
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You think you've got problems? Try buying a pair of shoes when you only need one. It's like paying for a full sandwich but getting just the crust.
One-Legged Waiter
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I had a one-legged waiter serve me dinner last night. When he spilled the drink, he said, Sorry, I'm not really used to the two-step anymore!
One-Legged Troubles
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You ever try hopping on one leg while tying your shoelaces? It's like trying to juggle flaming torches while on a unicycle!
Dancing with One Leg
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Ever seen someone try the moonwalk with just one leg? It's less Michael Jackson and more Michael Hopping-son.
The One-Legged Barber
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I went to a one-legged barber. He told me, Sit still or hop out! I said, With one of your haircuts, hopping out might be the only option!
One-Legged Soccer Star
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There's a one-legged guy on my soccer team. His specialty? The one-footed kick. It's so powerful; we're considering giving the opponents a heads-up.
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