7 Jokes For One Legged

One Liners

Updated on: Jul 12 2024

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What do you call a one-legged ladybug? A 'hoppy' bug!

What do you call a one-legged waitress? Eileen!

What's a one-legged cat called? A catastrophe!

Why did the one-legged guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a one-legged hitchhiker? A stand-up guy!

What's a one-legged chef's favorite dish to cook? 'Hoppin' John'!

Why don't one-legged people like playing cards? They're always dealing with a bad hand!

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