7 Jokes For Muttering

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Updated on: Jul 05 2025

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Why did the bicycle start muttering during the race? It was two-tired!
I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh. It just kept muttering, 'byte me' under its breath!
I told my dog a joke, but he just kept muttering, 'bark, bark, bark' in disappointment!
Why did the detective start muttering to himself at the crime scene? He couldn't find any leads!
Why did the muttering magician become a gardener? He wanted to make things disappear without a trace!
Why did the whispering class get in trouble? They couldn't stop muttering under their breath!
Why did the comedian start muttering during the stand-up show? He couldn't find his punchline!

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