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Did you hear about the grape that couldn't stop muttering? It was in a real jam!
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on muttering. She whispered, 'Sorry, they're all checked out'!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a mutter maker – always kneading a little extra!
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I tried to catch fog yesterday... I mist. Then I heard it muttering something about being elusive!
Muttering Marathons
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You ever try to keep up with the muttering in a family gathering? It's like trying to read a book with half the pages torn out. You know there’s drama, but you're just catching the highlight reel of passive-aggressive comments.
Whisper Wars
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Why do people think they're so stealthy when they're muttering? It's like they're in a spy movie, but instead of James Bond, we get Mumble McWhisperface trying to decode the secrets of the office snack drawer.
Muttering Migraines
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Ever get a headache just from trying to decipher someone's muttering? It's like a puzzle wrapped in passive aggression and sprinkled with a dash of confusion. I'd rather try to assemble IKEA furniture blindfolded.
Muttering Math
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You know you're in trouble when someone's muttering is so intense, you're calculating probabilities in your head. Okay, if I ignore them now, there’s a 60% chance they won’t remember this in 5 minutes, right?
Muttering Motivations
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I wish my muttering had a purpose like theirs. Instead of just muttering about the weather, maybe I should start muttering my way through to-do lists. Dishes, laundry, existential dread... done!
The Muttering Symphony
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In a room full of mutterers, it's like attending the world's worst choir practice. You've got bass mutters, soprano sighs, and that one guy attempting falsetto complaints about the coffee.
Lost in Mutterlation
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I tried eavesdropping on a couple's muttering conversation at a cafe. By the end, I was more confused than a cat at a dog show. Are they breaking up, or just deciding on dessert?
Muttering Madness
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When someone starts muttering around me, I instantly feel like I've entered the Twilight Zone. Time slows, my hearing sharpens, and I'm just waiting for Rod Serling to pop out and say, You're about to enter another dimension... of annoyance.
The Muttering Meltdown
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You ever hear people muttering under their breath in a meeting? It's like a game of mumble roulette. You don’t know if they’re casting a spell, critiquing your hairstyle, or just figuring out what they had for lunch.
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