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Muttering is a universal language at home. You know you're in trouble when your partner starts muttering. It's the calm before the storm. My wife is a professional mutterer. She'll be in the kitchen, muttering away, and I'm on the couch, nervously checking the decibel level. If the muttering hits a certain pitch, I know I need to find the nearest exit and hide until the storm passes.
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You ever notice how people love to mutter? I mean, what's with all the mysterious murmuring going on? It's like we're living in a world full of undercover agents who forgot their spy gadgets at home. I was on the bus the other day, and the guy next to me was muttering like he had just discovered the secret to the universe. I leaned in, trying to catch some profound wisdom, but all I got was, "Did I leave the oven on?
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Grocery shopping is a breeding ground for muttering. You're in the produce section, and people are muttering as they try to figure out what the heck a jicama is. "Do I peel it? Eat it raw? Turn it into a smoothie?" The muttering intensifies in the cereal aisle, where decisions about bran versus chocolate-covered sugar bombs can cause a muttering-induced existential crisis. And don't even get me started on the checkout line muttering when someone realizes they forgot their wallet. It's like a muttering opera, and I'm just there, waiting for my turn, enjoying the show.
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Have you ever been in a meeting where everyone is muttering under their breath? It's like a secret rebellion against the boss. People think they're being discreet, but it sounds like a room full of discontented bees. "Oh, great idea, Dave," someone mutters. And Dave's just sitting there, clueless, thinking he's the office genius. Little does he know; his genius level is inversely proportional to the volume of the muttering.
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