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I think the key to a successful muttering session is to throw in a few nods and head shakes, just to keep people guessing. Are they solving world hunger, or are they choreographing an invisible dance routine? The world may never know!
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I overheard someone muttering about the mysteries of the universe, and I thought, "Buddy, I can barely figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. Let's not aim for the stars when we can't even conquer laundry.
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Have you ever tried to differentiate between someone having a heated argument with an invisible foe and someone on a business call with their imaginary client? It's like street theater, but with more confusion.
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I tried muttering positive affirmations to boost my confidence, but it just made me look like I was having a disagreement with my reflection in a storefront window. "I am confident!" awkward pause "No, you are!
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You ever pass by someone muttering and think, "Are they rehearsing lines for a play, or is this just the modern version of talking to yourself?" Either way, I feel like we're living in a real-life Shakespearean comedy, with more monologues about forgetting to buy milk.
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I saw this guy on the bus, muttering away, and I thought maybe he's a secret agent, talking to headquarters. Turns out, he was just practicing his speech for a job interview. I guess he really wanted to nail the role of "Office Ninja.
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I tried muttering to myself once, thinking it might make me look mysterious or deep. Instead, people just assumed I was trying to remember if I turned off the stove. Note to self: practice muttering with more gravitas.
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I bet in the future, there'll be self-help books on effective muttering techniques. Chapter one: "How to Sound Like You're Solving World Hunger While Actually Deciding What Pizza Topping to Order.
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The other day, I walked past a mutterer who seemed to be having a very intense conversation with a pigeon. I thought, "Wow, that bird must be giving some solid life advice. Move over therapists, we've got the real experts in the park!
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