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Public Transportation
Navigating the chaos of public transportation and trying not to lose your sanity.
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Public transportation is like a surprise party every day. You never know who's going to jump out of the shadows, muttering about life's mysteries while clutching a bag full of pigeons.
Dating Apps
Navigating the world of dating apps and decoding the mysterious language of profiles.
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Dating app bios are like riddles. 'I love to travel' means they once took a bus to the neighboring city. And 'I enjoy deep conversations' means they mutter to themselves about the meaning of life.
Gym Workouts
The internal battle between the desire for a fit body and the love for comfort and snacks.
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I tried to impress someone at the gym by muttering motivational quotes. Turns out, saying 'Sweating is just your fat crying' doesn't make the elliptical any less soul-crushing.
Office Meetings
The struggle to stay awake during endless office meetings.
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I tried muttering motivational quotes to myself during the meeting to stay awake. Turns out, 'You miss 100% of the naps you don't take' doesn't inspire productivity.
Grocery Shopping
The struggle of trying to stick to a shopping list and not getting distracted by the wonders of the snack aisle.
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Grocery shopping on an empty stomach is a dangerous game. I started muttering to the cookies, 'I don't need you.' Spoiler alert: I needed them.
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