6 Jokes About Menus

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Updated on: Jul 17 2025

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Why don't menus ever get into arguments? They always come with good taste!
Why did the menu get promoted? It had all the right ingredients for success!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from the menu. I'll let you know which one comes first.
What did the menu say to the chef? 'You can't make everyone happy; you're not chocolate.
What's a menu's favorite type of movie? Anything with a great plot!
What did the picky eater say to the menu? 'I'll have the manager.

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