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Customer Confusion
Trying to decipher overly fancy menu descriptions
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I asked the waiter what the soup of the day was, and he started reciting a poem. Dude, I just want to know if it's tomato or not.
Dessert Dilemmas
Deciding whether to order dessert or stick to the diet
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The dessert menu is a minefield of guilt. "Would you like a guilt-free option?" they ask. Well, if it's guilt-free, does it even count as dessert?
Fancy Ingredients
Navigating a menu full of exotic ingredients you can't pronounce
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The menu described the cheese as "artisanal." I didn't realize that meant it came with a backstory longer than a Shakespearean play. I just wanted cheese, not a novel.
Portion Sizes
The never-ending battle between hunger and portion sizes
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I went to a restaurant, and the menu said the steak was "hearty." I didn't realize they meant it was the size of my head. Now I have a steak hangover.
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