7 Jokes About Menus

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Updated on: Jul 17 2025

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I asked the waiter if the restaurant had a vegan menu. He said, 'Yes, but it's just a leaflet.
I read a menu the other day that said, 'Breakfast Anytime.' So, I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
What's a menu's favorite type of music? Anything on the menu-et!
Why did the menu break up with the chef? It couldn't handle the emotional baggage!
I asked the waiter if the restaurant had a heart-healthy menu. He said, 'Yes, everything is served with love.
Why did the menu get detention? It couldn't stop teasing the dessert section!
Why did the menu become a comedian? It had the perfect delivery!

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