9 Jokes For Medium

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Updated on: Aug 19 2024

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Why was the medium good at basketball? They always had 'spiritual assists'!
Why was the medium always invited to parties? Because they could 'liven up' any conversation!
What do you call a psychic at a seance? A medium rare!
Why did the medium bring a ladder to work? To reach the other side!
Why did the psychic medium carry a notebook? To take 'paranormal notes'!
Why did the medium open a bakery? To make fortune cookies that truly foretold the future!
Why did the medium get a job at the zoo? They wanted to communicate with the 'unseen' animals!
Did you hear about the psychic medium who won the lottery? They had a sixth sense for winning!
Why did the medium start gardening? They heard plants have good 'root connections' to the spirit world!

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