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Updated on: Aug 19 2024

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Microwave Madness

The unspoken war for microwave time in the office kitchen.
The unwritten rule of the office microwave is that if you smell something burning, it's either someone's lunch or the hopes and dreams of the entire office. Either way, it's time to evacuate the kitchen.

The Thermostat Wars

The ongoing battle between office colleagues over the office thermostat setting.
I tried settling the thermostat war by bringing in a thermometer and declaring, "Let science decide!" Now I'm the office nerd who ruined everyone's favorite game of "Freeze or Melt." I just wanted a comfortable temperature, but apparently, that's too much to ask.

The Elevator Chronicles

The awkwardness of elevator encounters and the unspoken rules of elevator etiquette.
I tried breaking the elevator silence by telling a joke once. It turns out that people are more comfortable with awkward silence than they are with unexpected humor. Note to self: save the stand-up routine for the comedy club, not the 17th floor.

The Office Coffee Maker

The eternal struggle for the last drop of coffee in the office pot.
I tried putting a lock on the coffee pot at work with a sign that said, "This coffee is government property." Turns out, people take government property very seriously. Now I have a reputation as the person who tried to overthrow the caffeine regime.

Email Etiquette Olympics

Navigating the treacherous terrain of email communication and the battle against the infamous "Reply All."
I tried organizing an email etiquette seminar for the office. The irony is that no one read the invitation because it got buried under an avalanche of "Reply All" messages discussing who should bring the donuts. Looks like we'll have to learn email etiquette the hard way—through passive-aggressive memes.

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