7 Jokes For Medium

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Updated on: Aug 19 2024

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What did the medium say to the ghost who was too shy to communicate? 'Come out of your shell, it's not just about ectoplasmic chat!'
What did the medium say to the noisy spirits? 'Shhh, keep the noise level in the afterlife at a medium!'
Why do mediums make good chefs? They can always add just the right amount of 'extra sensory' seasoning!
What did the medium say to the procrastinating ghost? 'Stop haunting around and get to the other side already!'
What did the psychic medium say to the doubting skeptic? 'I'm seeing a future where you believe in my abilities!'
Why was the psychic medium always calm? Because they knew how to 'stay in the medium'!
Why did the psychic medium carry a crystal ball? For moments when they needed a little 'glass assistance'!

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