7 Jokes For Mc Hammer

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Updated on: Apr 21 2025

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Why did MC Hammer become a detective? He had a knack for finding 'clues that can't be touched.
Why did MC Hammer go to space? He wanted to explore the 'U Can't Touch This' galaxy!
Why did MC Hammer start a petting zoo? He wanted to prove that even animals 'can't touch this!
Why did MC Hammer go to therapy? To work on his 'Can't Touch This' issues.
What's MC Hammer's favorite type of math? Hammer-nomics!
What did MC Hammer say to the procrastinator? 'Stop! Hammertime waits for no one!
What's MC Hammer's favorite game? Can't Stop Monopoly!

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